Put me in coach, I'm ready to play!

We've been waiting for Opening Day all year -- Kasper doesn't talk about anything else. He's already well aware that the Yankees are the root of all evil in the universe. And that Derek Jeter has a slow first step that makes him a lousy defender. And that Jason Giambi is a cheater. Etc., etc.

My son has never known a world where the Red Sox weren't World Series champions. Let's keep it that way. Go Sox!